VLADdy joke!

haha. This post is a tribute to the greatest pisay teacher of all time: Sir Vladimir Lopez.
And to our wonderful pisay Econ Mag (that got a 103/100 group grade, btw. haha. :) ), entitled, MAXIMA: Pisay's Best Survival Guide.

i got this from Alba and Henson's article, entitled "Sir Vlad Expreiences". haha. punung-puno ng econ jokes! eto oh:

When Sir Vlad was driving with his friends, a physicist, a chemist, and a mathematician, he was caught by the MMDA because he is driving beyond the speed limit. Quickly, the physicist commented at the MMDA, “You should question the earth instead, because in our inertial frame the earth is rotating at the speed limit”. The chemist also commented “You should blame the engine, if the engine combust properly then adequate energy is released and you didn’t have to change gear”. The mathematician asked “Are you sure we are traveling at the speed limit?, because we are only approaching the speed limit and not touching it”. Shocked by his friends’ remarks, he decided to show off. He bribed the MMDA and by him lunch. The MMDA quickly let them go and left them. His friends were shocked. They asked him how he knew that he needed money. Sir Vlad replied “There is no such thing as a free lunch”.

hahaha. to pa:

A friend of Sir Vlad who became successful, develop a new permanent writing material named KARL. And Sir Vlad knew that his friend was a big fan of Karl Marx, he asked his friend, “Did you name your product after Karl Marx”. “No!” replied his friend. “Then why did you name your product KARL” Sir Vlad asked again. His friend replied “It is because Karl marks.”.

hahaha. eto pa!

President Macapagal Arroyo requested Sir Vlad, to compute for the countries’ GNP. While calculating for the countries’ GNP, Sir Vlad noticed the chicken manure as a Philippine Good. He quickly said, “The Philippine goods these days… it is so gross.”

One day, while shopping, Sir Vlad overheard a woman said, “What the heck! Prices of rubberbands are always changing. What is the reason behind this?!”. Sir Vlad answered the woman, “This is because rubberbands are elastic.”.

One day, Sir Vlad and Sir Job meet in the hallway. Irritated with Sir Job features, Sir Vlad said to Sir Job, “Get a new job”. When Sir Job realize this statement he replied “You are vladdy right!”.

haha. adik. :P enjoy.. :)