Parang awards night lang rin pala ang elections next year eh. (Election Bitterness Post Number 3)

Mula sa The Proffesional Heckler:

ang mga kakandidatong artista sa iba't-ibang posisyon sa 2010:
Aiko Melendez
Roderick Paulate
Ara Mina
Alfred Vargas
Arnell Ignacio
Isko Moreno
Daisy Reyes
Lani Mercado
Rico J. Puno
Jestoni Alarcon
Cesar Montano
Richard Gomez
Anjo Yllana
Joey Marquez
Alma Moreno
Gian Sotto
Dan Fernandez
Marjorie Barretto
Jigo Garcia
Bong Revilla
Lito Lapid <-- for crying out loud!!

...at marami pa atang iba.

Alam mo naging pangarap ko rin kasi talagang maging presidente ng Pilipinas eh. Kung pag-aartista lang naman pala ang kailangan, shet, ano bang ginagawa ko sa med?! LOL.

I do not claim that they're not capable. (Well, si Aiko councilor sa QC pero wala naman ata siyang nagagawa - well, mukha namang walang nagagawa ang kahit sinong councilor dito but that's beside the point) It's just frustrating that the elections in a country so close to its doom still runs like American Idol.

In fairness, kung ganito lang rin, sana hindi na lang automated ang elections noh? Sana ginawa na lang nilang "TEXT your President_space_candidate of choice_etc. to 2366." E di sana mas mabilis. LOL

P.S. For crying out loud! Si Lito Lapid ulit!? Pag siya nanalo, I will lose 50% of my nationalism deliberately. :P